I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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