IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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