Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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