I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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