he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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