so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
sex on a bike is impossible
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