i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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