It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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