Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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