i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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