Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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