Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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