awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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