She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Blood and glitter go together right?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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