You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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