I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What a dumb baby whore.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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