rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Threesome in a minivan. New low
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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