How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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