: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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