life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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