Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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