maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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