THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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