weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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