also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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