Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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