So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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