return my video game
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His hands were made for my vagina.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Randomize
