i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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