So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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