that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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