i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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