Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Couch. On fire.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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