Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
They took my balls.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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