I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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