Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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