But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let's get the cat blown out
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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