There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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