On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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