Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The air taste purple.
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