She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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