Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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