So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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