So drunk, too bad you don't want this
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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