And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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