is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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