But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What a fucking waste of an outfit
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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