If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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