I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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