i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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