i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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