I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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