So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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