Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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