Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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